Beck was a real friend
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.
JUST PRESS PLAY.
AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF
A SUPERNATURAL GAME
IN MARIO STYLE.
PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:
Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike
Spread this like wildfire
There’s a special place in hell for the person who convinced Hollywood that we, the people, want more “Step Up” movies